Weird!!

Okay, so usually I have really bad luck when it comes to just about everything. If something will go wrong it will happen to me. That's why I can't figure this out... so I took my final exam for a BYU correspondence class last week at UTSA, and left the testing center feeling like I very well could have failed the test. It was SO difficult. Actually, it was pretty ridiculous and I thought the whole thing was a rude joke. After finishing about six essays and tons of multiple choice questions I felt like I would get maybe a 75 on the thing... if I was lucky. I left the place feeling like a complete loser. Then, after getting about half way home I realized that I left my cell phone there. They make you turn in your cell to the front desk lady when you take the test.... even when it's turned off. So, my frustrations with the whole testing center experience mounted as I drove back to get my phone. To make things even better, these really obnoxious security parking guys kept saying stuff about me being so pregnant when I was walking back in to the place. How friendly. Why does everyone feel the need to comment lately? No, I'm not sneaking a globe under my t-shirt to cheat on a geography exam! Well, my test was graded by my professor and the score is now posted online. I'm not sure if I actually had some good luck for a change, or if my professor was sleeping when he graded my test, or if everyone else that took the class completely bombed the final and Dr. Jensen curved the scores. This past week and a half I have been so scared for my grade to be available, but I somehow ended up getting a 97! So weird! I'll take it though! :)
I'm just hoping that he didn't get me mixed up with someone else or something!

No more school!!... for now

Jake finished his last day of the school year today! Woo hoo!
He has done really well so far in dental school... never ceases to impress me. :) I'm so proud of him! Now he gets a two month break to hang out with me! (and pretty soon the baby too... 4 1/2 weeks until his expected arrival!) We celebrated the end of first year by going to Cold Stone. Yum! I had been craving chocolate ice cream all day (weird since I'm not usually a chocolate fan!) and it hit the spot. Now for the perfect ending to a really good day lets just hope that the Spurs win tonight...

Sundays

Sundays are great. I'm not a huge fan of 8 o'clock church when we get to bed late on Saturday night, but it's so nice to come home at eleven and have the whole day to relax. No school for Jake, no running errands, just time to be home together, eat, take a walk around the neighborhood, and just take it easy. It's great! Also, it's the only day I can take a two hour nap and not feel guilty.. haha. When we don't have cub-scout meetings after church it seems like we have so much time on our hands! Anyway, after a busy week, Sundays are the best.

Sad Day

Bye Petey... I hope your new owner is super nice to you!... and that you become great friends with her little poodle.

Um... Where's the Janitor?

Don't you hate it when it looks like you've done something really embarrassing when in reality it wasn't even you that did it? Well, that seems to happen to me a lot lately. Just dumb things that aren't really a big deal, but they bother me. For example, yesterday I went to the doctor as usual. The first thing they always have you do is pay a visit to the bathroom before listening to the baby's heartbeat. So I went into the bathroom (which is a single bathroom in the office... one toilet, one sink, etc.) and before I was going to do the whole sample collection thing I noticed that there was a huge wad of paper towels in the toilet. Seriously, this wad was the size of a grapefruit. Great. I thought I'd tell someone before I attempted to flush this wad that the toilet had a problem which needed to be taken care of. So, I left the bathroom thinking that the nurse was probably just in the room next door and could take care of it or something... but nobody was around! I gave up on waiting to find someone and decided to just go do my thing and hope that the wad would flush. To my surprise, when I flushed... the wad didn't even move! This massive mound of paper towels just sat there while the water swirled around it. I was sort of relieved that it didn't go down... because that may have caused the toilet to become really clogged or overflow or something... but now I just hoped that there wasn't someone waiting to use the bathroom now that would see me leave and think that I was the one dumb enough to put a million paper towels in the toilet (Seriously, what was the person thinking? There is a trash can in there..) I even contemplated for a second taking it out and putting it in the trash, but decided that the wad was way to disgusting to touch... how long had it been there? And, who knows what was on it? Well, to make the story short I left the bathroom and another patient was indeed waiting to enter. I tried to give her a heads up look and told her that the toilet was gross... But later, as I was leaving the office I passed her and she gave me a weird look. She probably had the same dilemma that I had while in there and thought that I was the one that messed up the bathroom. How embarrassing. Oh well... I guess I should be grateful that it was just another patient that I didn't know and not my doctor or someone I'll be seeing more of....

Random stuff...

My friend emailed me these random facts... not sure if all of them are true, but some are kind of interesting...

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and
"lollipop" with your right. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't
you?)

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. (hasn't everyone heard that?)

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or
purple. (i think most of us knew this one too)

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
never stop growing.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every
letter of the alphabet.

There are only four words in the English language which ed in "dous":
tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels
in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to
say ...... a e i o u)

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only
on one row of the keyboard.

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the
back of the $5 bill

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue. (but who really cares?)

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. (what does that mean?... both eyes at the same time?... weird)

A snail can sleep for three years.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear untl the child
reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full
moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line
would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an
average of 6 months waiting at red lights. (how annoying)

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament
building is an American flag.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel
that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube
and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Good thing he did that)

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely
solid.

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstone Chewables Vitamins.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks;
otherwise it will digest itself.

... anyway, there's some semi-interesting useless info. for ya! :)

What a Guy...

Ok, well being pregnant does have its perks.. I mean, I've discovered that there are a lot of chores and things that should be avoided until baby arrives. No heavy lifting, no working around chemicals and fumes, no strenuous stuff, etc. It's great. See, today Jake is hard at work painting the baby room. We picked a Disney color called "silly old bluebird." It's a cute light blue. In the past we have painted rooms together, but this time he's all on his own... we wouldn't want to hurt the baby.. :) Anyway, I can't help but peek my head in the room every once in a while to critique his efforts. I'm kind of an annoying backseat driver this time around, throwing in commments like... "be careful not to get paint on the tape... you know it can get under there!... don't get paint on the carpet!... don't leave any white specks! etc, etc, etc." I guess the occational nagging just makes me feel like I'm playing some sort of a role in this paint job. (eventhough he would do just as good... maybe even better without my input) He's an awesome guy for putting up with me. Anyway, so far he's doing a great job! It really looks good. What a pro. Thanks Jake. :)

Aaa!!

I can no longer do the top button up in my favorite pants... :(
I wonder how long I'll be able to leave it undone and still have the zipper stay up?! Yikes!

It's a BOY!

OK, now we really know! We're having a boy! Woo hoo! We're excited. All along, I've felt like we would have a baby boy for our first... I was right! Lately I can't stop looking at baby things. We're trying to restrain ourselves from buying all baby boy stuff in sight and days like today... Sunday... (when I've got a lot of time on my hands) it's hard not to look at all the cute baby websites and want to spend money! After finding out that we are having a boy, Jake and I spent one afternoon last week looking for the perfect advanced primate to put in the baby's room. It was so much fun. We ordered the cutest big stuffed orangutan ever! Between the orangutan and some fun crib bedding we found, we're quickly learning that babies can be pricey! They're so fun to buy for though! We've accumulated some things already since family has given us some super cutey boy pajamas, books, blankets, a couple of toys, along with a few other baby boy essentials. They're all sitting in the corner of this room for now, and every time I look at them it makes me smile.
When we were at church today we couldn't help but look at the babies in the ward and wonder what ours will be like. It was actually pretty comical. By the way, why is it that things are so much funnier in church? I couldn't stop laughing when my husband pointed out that one baby looks exactly like a mini Chris Farley... complete with moppy hair, a double (or maybe it's a triple) chin, and a funny expression on his face. Some babies were drooling all over, others were screaming and being taken out of the meeting, and some just slept the whole time. They're all so different!
Anyway, we're excited to meet our little guy! It will be so fun to see what he is like! June just seems so far away...

ALmoSt ChRiStmAS!

Until last night, it really didn't seem like December to me. I had done my Christmas shopping, set up our tree, put up decorations, and even made cookies... but it just didn't seem like the holiday season yet. Maybe it's because there isn't any snow and it isn't that cold here in San Antonio.. or it might be that for the first time in my life I haven't been looking forward to getting out of school for Christmas break (since I'm not in school right now)... but anyway, now I'm totally excited for Christmas. Jake and I went on a walk last night through the neighborhood across the street. It actually felt cold outside and lots of homes had lights on. There were a bunch of homes that were nicely decorated and then of course, there's always the couple houses that put up a bunch of yard trash. You know what I'm talking about... the yards that make you chuckle because they've got a weird hodge-podge of lights, blow-up Santas, reindeer, and glowing nativity sets on the front lawn. They're fun to look at. I'm just glad our neighbors aren't like that. After our walk, Charlie Brown's Christmas was on TV. I think I've watched it every single year at Christmas time since I've been alive. That movie is a classic. It can put anyone into a Christmas mode! So anyway, if it doesn't feel like Christmas time to you yet (despite going though all of the December motions)... try going on a walk and looking at the lights! And then watch your favorite Christmas movie :)